kvetch, kvetch, sell!

whoop-de-fucking-doo.

monster.com is not any more interesting than any other chunk of the internet, 4/1/04 hoaxery or not.

the only upside today is showing so far is that it's lovely out, and the boss is at the hospital [busted his finger closing it in a car door yesterday], possibly getting a pin put in it. for some reason, i acquiesced to attend a crawfish boil with a bunch of old farts tonight. . . I have every expectation that I'll be half the age of 95% of the other attendees.

bought our CX tickets last night, but am atypically not thrilled about it yet [though it will be lovely to see people, and to finally make reciprocal introductions between K and certain parties who have been hearing about one another for ages (yes, this means a certain blonde from toronto and a certain married couple from denver, and perhaps some newly-engaged types from across the pond).

but i'm bitchy. even being an amway salesman hasn't got me thrilled today.

Ain't gonna work in the fields no more, gonna be Amway distributor.
Ain't gonna work in the fields no more, gonna be Amway distributor!

Gonna buy me a condo, gonna buy me a Quisinart.
Get the wall-to-wall carpeting, get a wallet full of credit cards (whoah-oh!).
Gonna buy me a condo; never have to mow the lawn (have to mow the lawn),
Get a funny little T-shirt with the alligator on.
- Condo, by Weird Al Yankovic [as if I had to look those lyrics up]

ph34r

You are a True Elitist. Not like those stupid ass
1337 Speakers, you are the best kind there is.
You are irritated with bad
spelling/puncuation/grammar and let it be
known. You constantly find yourself ranting
about things that irritate you and somehow
people agree- even those who are the offenders!
You probably have charisma coming out of your
pores, but are way too elitist to just befriend
-anyone-. You, my friend, rock.


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