Props - angel_renewed Edition

[from the responses to this.]
You take no shit.  You know what you want, and you go after it, reality or personal safety be damned.  You're driven, determined, and able to out-drink many professionals. Even when someone breaks Rule #1, all you need is El Uno, the Mord, and a Red Stripe.

Props - mpeace Edition

[from the responses to this.]

Unlike Keanu Reeves, you really do know Kung Fu, with or without the Legend of Drunken Eyebrow involved.  You've overcome your ex-asshat's incredible lack of sense to be successful, both professionally and otherwise (not to mention score a stompymink for home use).  Plus, you've made a strong rookie petition for Jedi Council, which is always impressive. ;-)

Props - thefeline Edition

I have no idea where the notion of running away to join the circus came from, but you actually did so.  Weird clown fetishes aside. . . You've kicked the ass of a lot of adversity, and have still been there when other friends have needed someone to look to for support.  Pluse, you know. . . your abundant hotness. ;-)

Props - whomajigi Edition

You've made it out of the house, scored yourself a guy, and discovered the joys of collegiate debauchery.  You've got your head on straight despite a lot of stuff that would try to make it otherwise, and have the patience of a frigging saint.  Also, the devious powers of cuteness are in your arsenal.