Fucking the Sarlacc
That's what our Iraq policy is. Shoving the administration's clueless schlong into the inward-facing maw of something that will take a very, very long and painful time to gnaw it off after uncomfortably digesting more than a little of it.
Having 15% more schlong isn't the answer.
Not sticking your dick into something that takes a thousand years to digest the foolish and stupid in the first place was the answer.
In slightly related news, even if the Sarlacc did take a thousand years to digest its victims, in the sandy wastes of Tattooine, most humanoid victims would succumb to dehydration and exposure within a week. So you'd suffer, but not endlessly. Not so for President Dumbfuck, who is more concerned about his fucking legacy than the lives of American soldiers, not to mention Iraqi personnel of both a military and civilan sort.
Having 15% more schlong isn't the answer.
Not sticking your dick into something that takes a thousand years to digest the foolish and stupid in the first place was the answer.
In slightly related news, even if the Sarlacc did take a thousand years to digest its victims, in the sandy wastes of Tattooine, most humanoid victims would succumb to dehydration and exposure within a week. So you'd suffer, but not endlessly. Not so for President Dumbfuck, who is more concerned about his fucking legacy than the lives of American soldiers, not to mention Iraqi personnel of both a military and civilan sort.
