Nice aim.

So, yeah, the folks operating the heavy equipment to dig up and replace the sewer line in the alley alongside my house managed to cut my Verizon drop yesterday. Fortunately, the tech who was coming out this morning to relocate my cable and internet jacks was able to replace it, and has laid out a dozen "hey, don't do that again, dipshits" flags along the current line, which will be buried Monday or Tuesday.

I'll be sending a LOOK BEFORE YOU DIG, GENIUSES note to the city, because, really, the hole they dug is nowhere near my yard, so it had to have been someone fucking around in order to sever the line.