I find the semtex enema more satisfying to observe. More 'splody.
There are answers to this problem, just not ones that America will support. If Dubya just came out and told us the truth...
"Howdy, America! George 'Kick-ass' Bush here. Let's clear the air on thi sissue - we can stop the terrorists forever without firing a shot or taking a life, but y'all won't like it. See, we'd have to get out of the Middle East all together. We'd have to pull all troops and even civilians from the whole sandy shit-hole, we'd have to cut off the Jews in Israel and let them fend for themselves, and we'd have to quit fuckin' around with all those obnoxious little toy governments. We would also have to apologize like crazy for half a century of being jerks - financing wars, topling governments, economic byullying, etc - and we all know America doesn't apologize, ya get me? Savvy? Are we clear? Right, so aside from eating crow we'd also have to - now pay attention here - we'd have to pay $10 a gallon for gas, and 5 times as much for plastic shit like toys for our fat little uneducated kids. Look around you and think about how much plastic - which comes from oil - is in your life. Let that sink in. Ready? OK, so now you see why we have to kill and die for oil, right?"
You know, these terrorits acvtually DO have a list of demands, in general. They want us out of the middle east, they want Israel gone (or at least a good neighbor, and we shouldn't be fucking with that) and they probably want some apologies/restitution for some of the bad shit we've done over there. If we take care of that we will lower the applicant pool to don the octol overcoat and meet Allah at supersonic speed. The administration simply refuses to change long-standing policies for fear of looking weak or "letting them win."
We will never get rid of ALL the fuckwits - the numebr 2 most deadly terrorist attack against America was done by an American (OK City.)
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There are answers to this problem, just not ones that America will support. If Dubya just came out and told us the truth...
"Howdy, America! George 'Kick-ass' Bush here. Let's clear the air on thi sissue - we can stop the terrorists forever without firing a shot or taking a life, but y'all won't like it. See, we'd have to get out of the Middle East all together. We'd have to pull all troops and even civilians from the whole sandy shit-hole, we'd have to cut off the Jews in Israel and let them fend for themselves, and we'd have to quit fuckin' around with all those obnoxious little toy governments. We would also have to apologize like crazy for half a century of being jerks - financing wars, topling governments, economic byullying, etc - and we all know America doesn't apologize, ya get me? Savvy? Are we clear? Right, so aside from eating crow we'd also have to - now pay attention here - we'd have to pay $10 a gallon for gas, and 5 times as much for plastic shit like toys for our fat little uneducated kids. Look around you and think about how much plastic - which comes from oil - is in your life. Let that sink in. Ready? OK, so now you see why we have to kill and die for oil, right?"
You know, these terrorits acvtually DO have a list of demands, in general. They want us out of the middle east, they want Israel gone (or at least a good neighbor, and we shouldn't be fucking with that) and they probably want some apologies/restitution for some of the bad shit we've done over there. If we take care of that we will lower the applicant pool to don the octol overcoat and meet Allah at supersonic speed. The administration simply refuses to change long-standing policies for fear of looking weak or "letting them win."
We will never get rid of ALL the fuckwits - the numebr 2 most deadly terrorist attack against America was done by an American (OK City.)