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Worst CGI wolf this side of Van Helsing.
Worst CGI blood effects, possibly ever.
All the subtlety and nuance of being sodomized with a tent peg.

See 300 if:
- you're into manflesh
- you don't know dick about history

It is, not to put too fine a point on it, poorly-done sword porn.

I'm looking forward to reading the graphic novel in hopes of enjoying it. I've liked everything else of Miller's that I've read so far.

Yeah... something like that.

Comments

[theonebob.livejournal.com]

I thought the movie was great. On the level of Ray Harryhausen's Jason and the Argonauts.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

I tend to not give a damn for period pieces. I thought "Gladiator" was OK, and don't ever need to see "Troy," because I've read the m15m treatment. ;-)

It just seemed... clunky, and not in the fun, I-fuck-toasters kind of way.