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Worst CGI wolf this side of Van Helsing.
Worst CGI blood effects, possibly ever.
All the subtlety and nuance of being sodomized with a tent peg.

See 300 if:
- you're into manflesh
- you don't know dick about history

It is, not to put too fine a point on it, poorly-done sword porn.

I'm looking forward to reading the graphic novel in hopes of enjoying it. I've liked everything else of Miller's that I've read so far.

Yeah... something like that.

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For all the talk of the heavy metal video aspect of it... I only noticed about twenty seconds' worth of guitars (and the IMAX we were in was turned up to something approaching eleven).

It was basically ninety minutes of Boris Villejo drawing men and mutants, interrupted by five minutes' worth of him drawing women.