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digitaldiscipline) wrote2007-03-26 09:11 am
digitaldiscipline) wrote2007-03-26 09:11 am
Minus Three Hundred
Worst CGI wolf this side of Van Helsing.
Worst CGI blood effects, possibly ever.
All the subtlety and nuance of being sodomized with a tent peg.
See 300 if:
- you're into manflesh
- you don't know dick about history
It is, not to put too fine a point on it, poorly-done sword porn.
I'm looking forward to reading the graphic novel in hopes of enjoying it. I've liked everything else of Miller's that I've read so far.
Yeah... something like that.
Worst CGI blood effects, possibly ever.
All the subtlety and nuance of being sodomized with a tent peg.
See 300 if:
- you're into manflesh
- you don't know dick about history
It is, not to put too fine a point on it, poorly-done sword porn.
I'm looking forward to reading the graphic novel in hopes of enjoying it. I've liked everything else of Miller's that I've read so far.
Yeah... something like that.
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Everyone except me seems to love this movie and I hated it!
bleh
cartoony, crappy, unrealistic
bleh