2014-07-28 19:25
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Bone marrow donation complete. I am apparently a model patient as far as having a metric fuckton of free white blood cells and whatnot to harvest, good veins, and enough bedside sass to keep the nursing staff entertained.
It is, in a word, boring as fuck. You spend about six hours or so unable to do a goddamn thing because of the needles. The book pictured was only functioning as a small lap pillow, because I couldn't even hold it or turn pages.

there will be a 'cool details' followup to come, once i've eaten and slept. the thing that's most notable to me at the moment is that they basically drew off and returned about the equivalent of 4x the blood in my entire body over the course of the day (22.015 liters)
It is, in a word, boring as fuck. You spend about six hours or so unable to do a goddamn thing because of the needles. The book pictured was only functioning as a small lap pillow, because I couldn't even hold it or turn pages.

there will be a 'cool details' followup to come, once i've eaten and slept. the thing that's most notable to me at the moment is that they basically drew off and returned about the equivalent of 4x the blood in my entire body over the course of the day (22.015 liters)
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my main discomfort was having to sit in one place for so long - my hips got cranky despite the recliner. the tuna sandwich i got for lunch was almost entirely flavorless.
basically, it was a transcontinental flight with no bathroom and an IV hookup, but my own flight attendant.
also, i was popping two Tums every fifteen or twenty minutes for the first hour and a half or so as my body adjusted to the calcium depletion caused by the anticoagulants - the side effects of that are a tingling in the lips and fingers and a weird buzzing feeling along the thoracic vertebrae - and after that i was fine, just bored and stiff.
apparently, the run-up to the donation is fraught with a lot more potential discomfort than i experienced - i wouldn't rate anything i went through above a 3/10 - because when the marrow producing sites go into overdrive and get hypersaturated with WBCs and begin offloading them into the bloodstream, that can be painful, and some unlucky folks can suffer from an enlarged (or even ruptured) spleen when it tries to stockpile them.
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