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Taking this literally, because I'm evil like that...
I would hire every lobbyist, political flunky, and pundit I could get my hands on. I would buy off every politician who could be bought. I would blow a shitload of money on political ads to promote my views.
I would pay off the national debt.
And then, because "anything I purchased would disappear," we'd be rid of a big, heaping, stinking pile of what's wrong with the political process in this country.