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http://www.wunderground.com/tropical/tracking/at200704_model.html
FFF calls for Dean to remain close to the BAMM track[1] as far as it goes, and to continue northwest until curving north, making landfall by grazing the NC coast before giving those assholes in Washington the long, sloppy, wet blowjob that would have gotten them out of office so much sooner than their current asshattery.
Expect breathless media coverage and dramatic visuals before Dean hooks back out over the Atlantic, giving the northeast seaboard a good rinse.
Tonight's forecast for GMBAN calls for continued subtlety and tact, with scattered snark.
[1] The BAMM track as of 2pm 8/14/07, not the revised one - where it started hooking north in time to run over Puerto Rico as a Cat 2. We here at FFF HQ stand by our "way fuckin' early" track predictions/projections, none of this "revise it every three hours" shit for us.
FFF calls for Dean to remain close to the BAMM track[1] as far as it goes, and to continue northwest until curving north, making landfall by grazing the NC coast before giving those assholes in Washington the long, sloppy, wet blowjob that would have gotten them out of office so much sooner than their current asshattery.
Expect breathless media coverage and dramatic visuals before Dean hooks back out over the Atlantic, giving the northeast seaboard a good rinse.
Tonight's forecast for GMBAN calls for continued subtlety and tact, with scattered snark.
[1] The BAMM track as of 2pm 8/14/07, not the revised one - where it started hooking north in time to run over Puerto Rico as a Cat 2. We here at FFF HQ stand by our "way fuckin' early" track predictions/projections, none of this "revise it every three hours" shit for us.
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