Life Sucks. Get a Helmet.

[The following transcript was taken from an early portion of the Recordings of Blahg, a demon tasked with making an accounting of the deeds, good or ill, of Artmoth, Paladin of Hieronymous, Sign of the Rose, to document his faith in the face of adversity, to lay to rest questions of his fitness to purpose. Blahg has been Artmoth's constant companion for approximately three years at the time of this excerpt.]

Hey, everybody! ( I'm Blahg'ing this! )