Anybody Need a Geek?

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After a tumultuous weekend, I realized, among other things, that I have almost no reason to be loyal to my current job. Yes, the boss is a nice guy, and they'd be rather out to sea without me, but, really, I'm ridiculously overqualified and underutilized for a $9/hr receptionist gig, especially when there are no benefits.

So, if you or anyone you know needs a brilliant, personable, but unfortunately well-rounded (as opposed to specialized) geek-of-all-trades, our top of the line model is available.

Product specifications can be found here.