Ralph Wiley is a Man Who Understands

[digitaldiscipline]

It has been said by some that I talk a better-than-average game of smack. But, as everyone knows, the best offense is a good defense (and vice versa).

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?id=1728713

However, he leaves out my favorite, which transcends sport, and is applicable to anything:

"Nice head."

For those of you looking for just a bit more flavor, especially behind the wheel, our sous chef recommends, Were you born slow, or dropped?

Bon appetit, punk.

Comments

[timly.livejournal.com]

my fav was jim brown's 'do you think you can kick my ass?'!

funny stuff! more funny stuff!

COMPLETELY unrelated to your post, but

[anarcha.livejournal.com]

*ahem*

Found you

Added you

-Cris(-therine, the Great)

[gavinsca.livejournal.com]

Aw...I much prefer the put-down line that makes the guy realize he'll never best you, so he charges you, throwing haymakers.

Shutting them down isn't near so much fun.

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[etcet.livejournal.com]

heh. it's hard to charge someone when they're in another state, though. . . we can talk all the smack we want, but when kicking your ass requires airfare. . .

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[etcet.livejournal.com]

no doubt. and, really, who else can say that and make it stick? butkus. singletary. ray lewis. tie domi.

when a man's got that kind of respect for being tough, yeah. . . you'd better have your A game and some backup if you want to try and bring it against that.

how's this for a spooky freak smalk-talk squad: me, the_tsm, gavinsca, whippingboy and Oddlystrange. . . with cavalorn for high-brow sniping. *grin*

Re: COMPLETELY unrelated to your post, but

[etcet.livejournal.com]

eep! hi!

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[gavinsca.livejournal.com]

Got one like that on my cigar list - homophobic zealot, amazed that I knew he was religious.

Don't make me take vacation to beat you to a pulp...

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[etcet.livejournal.com]

no, no pulp.

OJ gives me heartburn. what a bite in the ass -that- is.