Shopping for Sil, Punkyone, and anyone else who needs just such an item:

[digitaldiscipline]

"We here at rodent-drugs.com offer a wide array of gnawing mammals and chemical enhancements. Does the bitch need a meth-coked rat to the snatch? Does your landlord need to be assaulted by a capybara on PCP? That stalker ex begging for a beaver on speed? We can meet all your sick, twisted little needs."

Comments

[angel-renewed.livejournal.com]

I've got 50 more minutes until I get to tell FL to stuff a rabid squirrel down her dress.

[mpeace.livejournal.com]

Oh geez, do I know asshats in need of some of those...

[smaugchow.livejournal.com]

You haven't done it yet????? I thought that was to be done by 9:00 am. Whats the hold-up?

[angel-renewed.livejournal.com]

She's been out of the office ALL DAY.

Grrrr....

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

bwhaha.

The "meth coked rat" line still makes me spew liquids in the general direction of my monitor. Do you ship UPS next day?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

just think you could use the residual rodent momentum to gnaw through those fucking binders!