Whafuck?

Is anyone happy anymore? (Okay, netgoth, you and krew aside. . . . ;-)

I look around lately and am left to wonder, "Jeezus, almost everyone I know is unhappy/dissatisfied/other-form-of "Double Plus Un-Good" these days.

Is it an early onset of seasonal affective disorder? Is everybody jonesing for Halloween? Are we all waiting for a visit from the mystery sniper (of Marx Brothers, not Smith & Wesson)?

I think the whole fucking world needs a mug of hot cocoa and a nap. Followed by about four hours of vigorous copulation with everyone's partner of choice.

If that doesn't help, I'm fresh out of ideas.