Next up, on "What The Fuck?"

. . . Rafe dreams he's inside the mind of Maynard James Keynes (lead singer of Tool), as he (Keynes) posts to his LiveJournal about archel's web site.

Kids, whatever chemical interaction caused that. . . I have no idea. Blackened redfish and an Abita Amber for dinner, and some aggressively mediocre Wanton Soup for lunch, with a Pepsi apertif.

Maybe it was excess fresh air from all the walking around.