Observation: Nothing makes my goddamn stomache heave and toes curl like listening to someone chew wetly with their mouth open. Oh.Fucking.Squick.
Bad enough when the boss leans over while chewing gum and sucking his plate, worse is when our 400 pound accountant eats so hard that he's gasping for breath (right over my left shoulder, so I get a line-of-sound input) and still keeps stuffing his face.
Bad enough when the boss leans over while chewing gum and sucking his plate, worse is when our 400 pound accountant eats so hard that he's gasping for breath (right over my left shoulder, so I get a line-of-sound input) and still keeps stuffing his face.