If it walks like a duck. . .

Note to self: Some people don't appreciate crass humor. That won't, however, keep me from being crass. [well-crafted flames only, please]

Cox tech support's level II dude: "Well, keep an eye on your modem, when it comes back up, the DNS problem should also be taken care of."
Me: Probably just as well. It's a beautiful day, I should read a book, do some laundry, and maybe catch a piece of the shuttle.

On a "lighter" note,

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