Errata

I need to start packing for Vegas. I should probably check the forecast. Various festive forms of evil have been procured and will be accompanying us. Muahahaha.

ESPN is pissing me off - there is MORE to fucking life than NBA and NCAA Basketball, you fucks. There are hockey playoff races being completely ignored by you shitheels. And they wonder why the league truncated their contract with the network. . . gee, could it be because, in the last six hours of SportsCenter coverage, the only hockey highlight was a "dubious records" snippet of Gordie Howe playing a single shift?

Whistling Dixie

Between the honest-to-g*d coverage niugnep's FQU got in the local paper and the boycott of the freaking Dixie Chicks, it's hard to believe this is ostensibly the same nation I was born into, woke up to acres of bunting on July 4, 1976, or even had a horrible collection of dot-com jobs in at the turn of the century.

As ashengrace noted, "When did the American flag begin spouting swastikas"?

If the world is fucked, how do I get to be the one wearing the strap-on?

Epistle from the Land of Fiction

( Something inspired by an offhand comment, written in the style of a dear friend. )