Political Humor

[Because y'all have a sense of humor. . . or at least as long as trystbat does *G*]

( Dear Abby: )

I have a wet ass.

Note to self: Don't leave car windows open through lunch, even on partly-cloudy days, since it's liable to rain at a moment's freaking notice.

Bah.

In other news, the strategic application of grilled cheese sammiches not only makes for a tasty late-night snack and a good lunch, it causes pornographic dreams, though it doesn't do much for irritated gums [probably burned on Buffalo's Best Damn Pizza, Period].

Proof that work is scatterbrained & surreal, my afternoon task list includes:
- Revise an Invoice
- Procure Velcro
- Compare & Contrast the USCG's Vessel & Facility Security Regulations