Officer Barbrady, what the hell are you doing?

Amusing yet troubling thought for you all: Me, as community relations and security liaison for my apartment complex.

It could happen, depending on my lunchtime interview with the management folks.

Upside:
- More money
- Bennies [read: health insurance, for the first time in 2 years]
- Rent credit [read: potential for bigger apartment]
- Even shorter commute
- Potential to give a friend-in-need a job [by having them step into my current role]
- I'll get off my ass and be walking around. I might even get to drive a golf cart!

Downside:
- Having to be the designated shithead when residents fuck up [contrary to popular perception, I'd prefer not to be "the bad guy" to random people, I'd rather they just have some of that good old "shock and awe" in my presence]
- I'm not sure how glowing I'll be at community meetings. Salesmanship has never been my forte.
- Potential obligation to stick around NOLA. K & I love the city, but the climate's kicking her butt [well, not today - thank god the heat broke, it's finally comfortable], but that's a subject for greater conversation later [watch aishlynn's journal for more info] I reckon.

So, other than the incredibly-biased poisongirl, who would not only take over and kick ass at my present job, but become a guest at Chez Geek, what are everyone's thoughts?