I love objective news reporting

Under the headline, "Arianna terminates her candidacy" [no, i'm not lazy, that's the actual capitalization. . . suki, cringe with me, please], was this gem of a byline:

With Arnold the Barbarian at the gates of Sacramento, Huffington ends her campaign in hopes of derailing the Gubernator

I suddenly feel all Fair and Balanced[tm].

. . . . !

Cav, for some reason, this makes me think of you.

http://www.somethingawful.com/fetish/index.htm

If I can stop sniggering, I'll apologize.