one other thing that can suck my nut

college football's "bowl season."

you're more pointless than march fucking madness, because at least with the loathesome basketball hell, there's a clear winner, and not all this drama-mongering brouhaha about "rankings".

fuck your alma mater's place in the bowls, fuck the national championship, and fuck the ncaa.

stop wasting sportscenter coverage on this sham "amateur" bullshit when there's professional hockey to be covered.

thank you.