Ralph Wiley is a Man Who Understands

It has been said by some that I talk a better-than-average game of smack. But, as everyone knows, the best offense is a good defense (and vice versa).

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?id=1728713

However, he leaves out my favorite, which transcends sport, and is applicable to anything:

"Nice head."

For those of you looking for just a bit more flavor, especially behind the wheel, our sous chef recommends, Were you born slow, or dropped?

Bon appetit, punk.