Props - geeki Edition

I don't know what that funny taste that taught you *nix was, but it also gave you entire reserves of patience with dipshits that no normal human could possess. You're taking to mommyhood like you were built for it [which, all leering front and center, you sure seem to be ;-)]. Dom is a lucky guy to have caught your fancy - you bust your butt because it's the Right Thing To Do, no matter how you're applying yourself and your energy.

Props - gruamach Edition

Jeez, Chuck. . . save some ladies for the rest of us! War hero, cop, masseuse of doom. . .

Seriously. I could not do a lot of what you've done (with or without paperwork disincentives), and I'm proud beyond words of you for being willing and able to do it.

Props - critus Edition

You've been a teriffic parent. You've scored a kickass woman. You've got a hell of a voice. Plus, you've successfully misplaced a mid-size adult from your frame, and that just boggles my mind. But it's your ability to blend being both ribald and thoughtful that's really extra keen. You don't take shit in excess, and, even rarer, you don't tend to distribute it when it's not warranted.

I'm a hairless monkey's uncle

Emily Kathryn Cook; December 3, 2004. 6lbs 8oz, 20".

Mom (my middle sister) is tired after 11 hours in labor after being induced, dad & the maternal grandparents are excited.