We're afraid that pop culture is the only kind of culture we'll ever have. - KMFDM, "Dogma"

[incited by smaugchow's diatribe against the Bennifers and Brangelinas of the world]

You don't want people to actually think about Karl Rove being a traitorous fuckstick with the backing of the White House's cadre of suited assholes?

How about the 1800+ dead soldiers and many times that many civilian casualties in the bullshit "war on terra"?

Or maybe the impending justification for going after Iran next, since they're moving ahead with their nuclear program?

Or the cowardly recess appointment of John Bolton as US UN representative?

Or the lack of acrimony over Roberts' nomination to the Supreme Court?


I mean, which pretty people are fucking is SO much more important, especially when we can make up a cloying nickname for the composite whole, which isn't, of course, simply a marketing ploy concocted by their publicists, but a deep and spiritual reflection of their emotional bond, which transcends mere individuality.

[this post brought to you by 45 minutes' sleep last night and a split lip]