Uses

If you had me alone... locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you do with me? Replies are screened. [stolen from timly, whom it's good to see again. I made him do something eeeeeevil.]

In case anyone had doubts....

.... that last election (you know, the little one in 2004?) might have been rigged and stolen.

[from jabber]