Two Minutes' Hate

After slogging through 35 mph (at best) traffic due to a tremendous monsoon on my drive in (MOVE, MOTHERFUCKERS. SLOW TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT), I had a lower than usual opinion of the bipedal biomass.

Then something I can only describe as well-lubed auditory sodomy made itself known - a trip-hop/disco version of "Riders on the Storm."

O.o

There are no words for how fucked the world is in the face of shit like this.