It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye....

... then it's a fun game of "Find the Eye" with shitty depth perception.

I'm blaming matociquala for having the same dream -twice- last night, where my left cornea was scratched (apparently, I was Daniel Paille of the Buffalo Sabres, and caught a teammate's stick under the visor while clearing a rebound in front of our net), and both were then replaced with glass... which I had to put in -by hand- in front of people, while having a conversation in an opulent hotel lobby.

Let me just say, for the sake of you who don't do this often - putting a hunk of glass into one's naked, raw, empty eye sockets sucks more than a little.

But at least I wasn't getting fucked up the ass while abstaining from sex with Jenna Jameson again. That was Sunday night's "entertainment."

I'm going to need to have a word with the asshole in charge of the in-flight movies.

Cleaning is Bad for You

In my fervor, I seem to have misplaced, if not thrown away outright, the remote sensor reciever for the home theater rig I use for computer audio. . . which means that, while it's still doing its job (namely, making noise of varying frequency and amplitude), it's not able to be fucked with (balance, equalization, etc).

I am currently lacking in any ability to find part RE0001 ("Remote sensor reciever"), by JBL, anywhere. The one guy who carried the power cord on Ebay doesn't have any. Harman audio, the link off of JBL's site, lists it as "Not Available."

Anyone got any ideas?

*headdesk*