QotD

"America has been conducting an experiment for the past six years, trying to validate the proposition that it really doesn't make any difference who you elect president. Now we know the result of that experiment."

-Gen. Tony McPeak (retired), member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the Gulf War

[courtesy of Doonesbury.com]

The scary thing is, I can't actually draw much better than this.

Of the various sage advice offered:
-You tend to pursue many different activities simultaneously. When misfortune does happen, it doesn't actually dishearten you all that much.
-You have a peaceful mind, viewing the world with calm and serenity. To you, life is not about struggle and strife but about existence and co-existence.
-You like following the rules and being objective. You are precise and meticulous, and like to evaluate decisions before making them.
-You have a sunny, cheerful disposition.

Only about one and a half, in total, make any sort of sense.

"Lessee... we have a desolate landscape, with mountains in the distance and a road to nowhere, a dead tree, and what may well be buzzards circling.... sunny and cheerful it is!"

[gratuitous use of desert-themed icon]