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[because I offend just about everyone sometime or another]
Today is when pagans tie Jesus to a pole, wrap him in ribbon, and if he sees his shadow, you have to run around naked for six more weeks?
I have no goddamned idea what that has to do with belts, but, then again, I have no idea what Easter has to do with the east (or yeast, for that matter).
Where are the chocolate naked chicks in all the drug stores, anyway?
[ob. humor: best pagan snark I ever read - "Holding your ceremonies indoors, you are not sky-clad; you are house-clad." Wish I could remember the source...]
Today is when pagans tie Jesus to a pole, wrap him in ribbon, and if he sees his shadow, you have to run around naked for six more weeks?
I have no goddamned idea what that has to do with belts, but, then again, I have no idea what Easter has to do with the east (or yeast, for that matter).
Where are the chocolate naked chicks in all the drug stores, anyway?
[ob. humor: best pagan snark I ever read - "Holding your ceremonies indoors, you are not sky-clad; you are house-clad." Wish I could remember the source...]
