This comes as a surprise...

But May is not, in fact, National Drama Month.

There isn't one.

O.o

SRSLY.


I was afraid I'd missed a memo or something. ;-)





(*attempts to take a step back* [success neither implied nor guaranteed])



Now, I'm going to practice deep breathing exercises, the better to shout GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! and scare the bejezus out of the cats when the Sabres score against Ottawa this evening. :-)


In other news, I wish Command & Conquer 3's VOIP feature would feed player chat over the headset rather than the system speakers, just for clarity's sake.

It's following me around like an idiot puppy, I swear.

... even my afternoon snack has drama.

critus' boss: Why I oughta...
Yours Truly: pardon?
critus' boss: Stinky popcorn man!
Yours Truly: like i told your senior minion, i took it out with fifteen to seconds to spare, several kernels un-popped, and some of it -still- burned. i believe our appliance is the culprit, not those who simply utilize it.
critus' boss: AHA!
critus' boss: So you ADMIT that you're not to blame, eh?
Yours Truly: er, yes. i do not, at present, emit microwaves.
critus' boss: So you CLAIM...

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critus: you're microwave man!
critus: I KNEW IT
critus: Those glasses didn't fool me
Yours Truly: unlike cyclops, i actually have aim and control, i don't just pee on everything i look at.

[apparently, it's a slow day on FARK if critus' boss has time to give me shit....]