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When you receive two emails, the latter of which is in ALL CAPS, the subject of which is "DO NOT [DO THIS THING]" with the almost-never-used "High Importance" flag - really, we're not kidding. We really don't want you to do that thing.
So knock it the fuck off. Stop doing the thing.
We will try very, very hard to be nice when you call after repeatedly try to do that thing, because you're not able to do the thing, but you will probably be made to feel very stupid for having ignored not one, but two messages telling you not to do that thing. And saying that you didn't read them doesn't really help your case. You are an adult, in a professional environment.
Read your fucking email.
I don't write this shit for my health. I throw weights at your head after-hours for my health.
So knock it the fuck off. Stop doing the thing.
We will try very, very hard to be nice when you call after repeatedly try to do that thing, because you're not able to do the thing, but you will probably be made to feel very stupid for having ignored not one, but two messages telling you not to do that thing. And saying that you didn't read them doesn't really help your case. You are an adult, in a professional environment.
Read your fucking email.
I don't write this shit for my health. I throw weights at your head after-hours for my health.
