The executive summary

http://thisfuckingelection.com/

Despite the URL, this is completely worksafe (text only, no bad words), if not quite as rhythmic as Billy Joel's paean to The Greatest Generation's life summary.

[from ginnyland]

DOOOOOOOOOM MUFFFFINNNNNS

doom muffins. like angst-biscuits or mopewaffles.

but, and this should be carefully noted, these are not at all akin to WOENUTS.