Did I miss anything?

To mis-quote DLR from "Hot For Teacher":

"Hey, I'm back; Did I miss anything?"

Scope or Grope?

Phoenix Sky Harbor has backscatter scanners deployed for the majority of travelers, at least on their C Concourse in Terminal 4. As I was directed to enter it, I turned to the agent and said "I'd prefer to opt-out, please."

( And then shit got banal. )