How do you like them apples?

(this has nothing to do with any iThing, because I continue to exist in an iOS-free environment)

So, hey, fall is officially here, october is happening, and the world is exploding in an orgiastic celebration of pumpkin-spiced everything.

y'all are some sick, sick fucks. pumpkin is just blander, stringier squash, and the only thing people are going into these rapturous squeals over is the shit that's applied to pumpkin to make it palatable as a mashed/roasted/pied thing - some confabulation of butter and cinnamon and nutmeg and allspice and what-the-fuck-ever.

I don't honestly know what the blend is, because I don't care for it, and can thus give those fucks elsewhere (like how best to season and roast pumpkin seeds, for instance).

seriously. take a bite of some raw and unseasoned pumpkin flesh and tell me that it's the sort of thing you want in your coffee, or beer, or snow cones, or whatever.

(i continue to dislike any cooked orange vegetable; i enjoy raw carrots, but squash and pumpkins are over there next to beets in my Do Not Want pile; i make a poor autumn harvest vegetable appreciator... so, yes, that's more for the rest of you. pass the apples and venison.)

Fuck Wu

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/01/jack-wu-westboro-kansas_n_1928637.html

I have to say, for as unelectably bug-fuck ignorant-crazy this asshole is, I admire his chutzpah, for having the thick-skulled cojones to campaign on a line like this:

His site states that he's running for office to, quote, “make a difference in this evil city of Topeka and this perverse state of Kansas.”

As someone who would gleefully run opposite this reality-impaired nutbar, how many of you would vote for "PICK ME, I'M THE EVIL AND PERVERSE ONE!"

I can't stop giggling at the minimal content on JaWu's site; he's an evolution denialist so hard that it's almost inescapable in this day and age to avoid imagining that he gets a raging stiffy looking at pictures of Darwin or dinosaurs... the peculiar, fixated stridency of his one-note stand harkens to the "family values" stripe of social conservatives who have such a fecund track record of soliciting prostitutes of whatever gender, and then trying to pray the gay away.

It's okay, Jacky. Show me on the cellular division chart where the bad monkey touched you.