And now for something completely different...

I was asked to be a judgy judgy judgmentpants of other people's flash fiction, and here are the results of that:

http://www.caramichaels.com/defiantlyliterate/2013/11/13/race-the-date-2-winners/

Dream Leaver

Disjointed because I've been up for six hours and spent the morning sailing the good ship lollipop solo...

- at one point, watching/living a Cracked-style article about horrible wild animal attacks, and was subsequently chased and stomped by an elephant, then chased and clubbed by a gorilla, both of which were surprisingly adept at chasing me through concrete stairwells, the sort you find in parking garages. my not-epitaph, in the tone of Cracked, included remarks along the lines of "unlike the original Daleks, wild animals can navigate stairs with ease, because, you know, some of them live on the sides of fucking mountains, you idiot."

- something about powerslide parking Audis on a wet road. there are animated, looping gifs of people pulling off similar tricks in a variety of cars sprinkled throughout the internet.

There was more, but it's gone Roy Batty on me.