Qizzae et Tedium

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Ethnicity:
American. I don't go in for all that genealogical frou-frou krap. Apparently, a chain of people who had sex in order to create me started begatting in Belgium, Lebanon, Germany, and England.

Hair style:
Short, blackish, thinning, and boring.

Tattoos:
Biomechanical wings (back)

Piercings:
Nope.

Are you a good student?:
Nope. I don't do homework, rarely show up for class unless it's interesting, and still ace the tests.

Best friend:
Mighty Man (despite his need for a comprehensive ass-kicking)

Do you believe in reincarnation?:
No.

Wheels:
1996 Audi A4 2.8 - currently the subject of great frustration due to an incompetent dealership's "service" department.

Do you have a deep dark secret no one knows except you?:
I even have some well-lit ones.

Fave pair of underwear:
Do they have to be ones that -I- wear? If so, no.

Movie you saw last:
LotR, extended edition

Book you read last:
Currently working on "Bag of Bones" (Stephen King)

Three bands that you wish could have a private concert for you:
Front Line Assembly, Weird Al Yankovic, and Metallica (with the stipulation that they play nothing newer than their black album under pain of death)

fave songs:
I feel like skipping this question for a change.

Fave beverage:
Pepsi with a hunk of lime and a splash of coconut rum.

Fave alcoholic drink:
Soco & Pepsi with a splash of Malibu. Or Black Haus on the rocks.

Fave food:
Deceased Bovine.

Fave candy:
M&M's. Twix/KitKat/Whatchamacallits are a distant second.

Fave director:
Kurosawa. Hitchcock. I don't tend to give that much attention to it.

Fave season:
Autumn

Fave cartoon:
The Tick, Animaniacs.

Fave t-shirt:
"Let the Fucking Begin: A public service announcement from The Onion"

Fave pair of jeans:
I have one pair. They're very comfortable. Bugle Boy relaxed fit, faded.
I have no idea what happened to my all-time favorite pair (Columbia sportswear, relaxed fit, faded).

Fave jacket/coat:
My beat-to-shit MC. It has more personality than the entire population of some towns I've lived in.

Fave article of clothing:
My black overshirt, or my blue & violet tye-dye skirt.

Fave place to buy clothes:
Online.

Fave designer:
I'm sorry, I have a penis and like to put it in girls. I don't understand the question.

Fave model:
Rhonda Rydell

Dream job:
NHL/NFL team owner

Have you ever lost someone you loved?
Yes, but they were only behind the refrigerator.

What are you wearing right now?:
Combat boots, red polo shirt, the aforementioned black overshirt, and a black pair of lined parachute/windbreaker cargo pants.

When do you get up in the morning?:
Either moments before K's alarm goes off, or 7:15

The story behind your LJ user name:
I was considering becoming a DJ, and didn't want to be "DJ Rafe," so "DJ EtCetera" struck my fancy. I intended to keep a low, anonymous profile. Hah!

4 words that sum you up:
Brilliant Loyal Letcherous Bastard

-DESCRIBE YOUR-
Wallet:
Black leather, rather abused.

Jewelry worn daily:
None.

Coffee cup:
"Fuck Off, I'm reading The Onion."

Sunglasses:
Oakley Romeos, slightly abused after 5 years.

Shoes:
Combat boots or my Birks.

Cologne/Perfume:
None.

CD in stereo right now:
Noise Unit, "Decoder" (in the car)

-WHO or WHAT (was/is/are)-
In my mouth:
Not a finely-crafted female breast. This annoys me.

In my head:
The noise of our office printer, a bit of tinnitis, and a great deal of frustration.

Wishing:
That I was rich and had a great job, and that K was happier.

After this:
I want to get the blue fuck out of the office.

Talking to:
Nobody.

Eating:
Nothing.

Fetishes:
Too numerous to list here. Most of you have heard 'em already.
Tits, booze, corsets, pvc, etc, etc, etc.

If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason?:
Just one? Feh.
God. Just to fuck with the most people.

Person you wish you could see right now:
netgoth, masque__, cavalorn

Some of your favorite movies:
Blazing Saddles, The Crow, Last Man Standing, Ghostbusters, Office Space

Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming months:
Paying my car off.

Something that you are deathly afraid of?:
Failure

Do you like incense:
No.

Do you like the taste of blood:
Yes. Especially that of people I've recently beheaded for being pathetic wankers. (see also: http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=etcet&itemid=15138#cutid1 )

Do you believe in love:
Yup.

Do you believe in soul mates:
This presupposes I believe in the soul, so "N/A."

Do you believe in love at first sight:
Lust is fine with me.

Do you believe in forgiveness:
Yup.

What do you want done with your body when you die:
This assumes there'll be anything left. Heh.

Who is your worst enemy?:
The six-fingered man. But when I find him I will say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You keeled my father. Prepare to die."

Who is the last person you kissed:
K.

Ever been to Belgium?:
Gratuitously.

Can you eat with chopsticks:
Rather well.

What's your favorite coin?:
Anything but the fucking nickel. I HATE nickels.

What are 5 cities you wouldn't mind relocating to?:
Toronto, Seattle, SF, London and __________

What are some of your favorite pig out foods?:
CRD's, beef jerkey, gummi worms, virginia baked ham, salsa con queso on lime tostitos

Who do you miss that you haven't seen in a long time?:
netgoth, masque__, cavalorn

Whats one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow?
Becoming a lottery winner would be nice. I'll settle for an enjoyable evening of drinks and conversation with friends, though.

Comments

[marillion.livejournal.com]

I want to come to your Metallica concert, but only also if you stipulate that in addition to nothing beyond the black album, they grow back their goddamned hair like real men.