I Am The Great Blue Salmon Of Infinite Fucking Justice, Mate.

[digitaldiscipline]

[because I can't stand up and shout that at the office, or take an 8lb sledgehammer to our recalcitrant color printer, or figure out why the fuck the "collate" command makes the laser printer thow some kind of wanger and reprint all but the first and last pages 6 times more than it's been told to].

TIME OUT, YOU WHINY PRAT. Suck it up. Nobody's joining the pity party, and you sound a right wanker going on and on and on all by your lonesome.