Things my friends said lately that amuse me.

[digitaldiscipline]

"No-talent fucktarps." - arcsine

"Are you kidding? I couldn't masturbate if I had a hairy ass." - poisongirl

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/6792/action/ (for thewronghands, courtesy of inlaterdays

Comments

[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

glad you liked the link ;)

[ivy]

Hah. I now have four pairs of geek-related underwear. Fear me.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

i never understood the "pair of underwear" thing - it's one piece, right?

"pair of pants" i can rationalize, as the bulk of the garment is the two legs. . .

[arcsine.livejournal.com]

Isn't it a lovely visual? Almost as vivid as my two all-time classics, assbaster and jizznozzle.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

K didn't appreciate it as much as I did, until I shared what it conjures for me. . . a long-disused canvas tarp, encrusted with a decades' worth of surreptitious high school liaison excretia, and maybe a Dead Kennedys graffito among the grass and oil stains.

That's a fucktarp.

It's still smarter than many users, however.

[geeki.livejournal.com]

Dude. I so need a pair.

[poisongirl.livejournal.com]

What? I couldn't masturbate if I woke up with a hairy ass. I don't see how boys can spank in good conscience. Of course, I also don't know how I can fuck them for the same reason.

Oh yeah, because eventually, the batteries run out. *smirk*