Today's moment of workplace Zen

[digitaldiscipline]

Rafe: Keep bitching, see if it makes me care more.
Rafe: And by "more," I mean, "at all."
M.A.: My head hurts.
M.A.: Why didst thou make me laugh?
Rafe: Because I am a cruel and evil bastard, who relishes the sufferering of others like a fine cordial.
Rafe: Next, I'll eat your kidneys with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Comments

[poisongirl.livejournal.com]

*makes hissing/slurpy type noise*

What did I tell you about leaving the census takers alone?

[kungfugimp.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be great if we could just get the corpgothers together as a big entity and be our own company? (well, yes and no) But not to have to work for mental midgets would be nice.

Btw, no bosses in until the 28th.
Me - much relaxed w/o them here - work getting done and no micromanaging.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Not to, unless they were hot, which means I have to share? ;-)

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Actually, M.A. is sort of a clean-cut babybat (he's the coworker who came to the castle with us 2 weeks back), he was just getting on my nerves by nagging me for something I'm too busy to give him (and subsequently did, after making him feel like a twit by doing a one-minute google search while he stood at my desk; he'd asked a couple of non-tech types to find something similar a week ago and hadn't had any success).

I mean, "area code time zone map" is a pretty logical search string if you're looking for a map of the united states that shows where each area code is, geographically, and tells you what time zone they're in, don't you think?

[poisongirl.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes it would. Dessert first though.

[hellsop.livejournal.com]

Hell, that's in the front of the white pages of the phone book, isn't it?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

possibly, but we're trying to -reduce- the amount of dead-tree detritus on people's desks, not add to it.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Pugsley, play with your food!