How I spent my Friday evening, by Rafe, age 31

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I ate chinese food and fell asleep, horribly congested, at 8:00.  Woke up at midnight to pop NyQuil and go to bed.

Up and ready to take on the world shortly before 6:00am. 

Gym: Done
Home Despot Run: Done
Chiropractic Consult & Adjustment: Scheduled
Three bins of yard waste: Ready for curbside motherfuckerdom (we got a love note from the trash collectors on monday, admonishing us to have our stuff to the curb by 6am.  You assholes don't show up until lunchtime, why do you give a shit?)
ETA: Dishes: Done

It is now 10:45am, and I can have a beer if I so choose.  Ahhh, Saturday.

Comments

[angel-renewed.livejournal.com]

We just got back from the Despot. With many, many container of flowers.

Front Yard: It's on.

FYI: They won't take our yard waste. :-/

[selkiesiren.livejournal.com]

That's just freaky...

If they don't show up until noon, how in hell do they even *know* it wasn't out there at 6?

You got Gladys Kravitz for a neighbour? Someone ratting you out to the trash people? If so...jeez. Tell them to try bowling.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

just because i bitched here, they showed up at 7:10 this morning. outwitting them, we'd put all our crap out yesterday afternoon. muahahahaha

[selkiesiren.livejournal.com]

Kudos for the swift thinking...

Now watch...they'll come the day before next time just for spite. ;)