Your moment of weird

[digitaldiscipline]

I know for a fact that last night, I did not spend much of the evening in a hot tub VIP lounge full of snarky Brazillian excorts, one of whom was an attractive transvestite of the Hedwig and the Angry Inch school; nor did I pilot a Cessna over the northeastern Gulf of Mexico to look at cirrus clouds.

My subconscious, however, had other ideas.

[somebody hit me with the next word-to-write word]