We're definitely not in the Kansas School Board anymore.

[digitaldiscipline]

WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

- Flimsy moral standards.
- Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
- Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

Even the St. Pete Times recognizes it.

Comments

[megiddo-lj.livejournal.com]

I hear he's tasty with arrabiata sauce.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

What, like Jesus isn't?

[the-yellow-king.livejournal.com]

The lady and I are already converts.

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

Crap. Link no function.

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

Have you tasted communion wafers? I think they could use a little sauce myself.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

fixed

Let's not forget...pirates!

[jmoriarty.livejournal.com]

"Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t.

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s."

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

And the truth shall set you free. (snort!)

[dogsbody01.livejournal.com]

He had to contend, with the Kansas Board of Education?! WTF! Did all the smart people flee Kansas, as soon as they could?!

[smaugchow.livejournal.com]

Your question assumes that there were, at some point, smart people in Kansas. I remain unconvinced.

[dogsbody01.livejournal.com]

Hey Pally! There are smart people from Kansas!For starters, my older sister; who was not only Valedictorian of her High School class.But also has a Master's in Engineering.So put that, in your pipe; and smoke it!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

the snarky bastard in me wants to make a "tallest midget" comment, but i had some smart (and hot, swarmy - you'd like tara) friends in KS.

DB01, did your sib get her degree there, and were the professors all locals?

[dogsbody01.livejournal.com]

My sister, got her Bachelors' from Kansas State University in Chemical Engineering.She earned her Masters from the University of Idaho.I think, that most of her Professors; at K-State were locals.
Please forgive, my beligerence; I lived in Kansas for Twenty Five years.So I can honsetly, say that the views of the State Board of Education; are polar opposites from those held, by the Majority of People who reside there.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

then get people organized and throw those jackasses out, they're making all y'all look bad.

[dogsbody01.livejournal.com]

Tell me something, that I didn't already know!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

he's not wearing pants.

[dogsbody01.livejournal.com]

Who's not wearing pants?On second thought, I really don't want to know!:)

[christyr1q.livejournal.com]

Ah the noodle appendage. Funny - we were talking about this when I got together with a friend back on Sept 10. Thanks for the link!