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Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word.

Comments

[sabinenotagoth.livejournal.com]

algdfd;kjdfas;hf;skhk!!!!!!!!

but i'd rather have steak than choklit. :D

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

I'm officially picketing this one. Rick already gets all the steak he wants. It's bad for his arteries, dammit! ;)

[kaliva.livejournal.com]

Sorry...can't promote one when I boycott the other already.

Personally, what I want to see on Valentine's day are not hearts, devils, pink/red/lavendar/white anything.....I want to see a proper tribute to the man who the day is in celebration of....

I want to see a beheading!

That's right! St Valentine was beheaded for secretly performing marriages when they were banned. What better tribute to the man than a beheading! Kinda the "Yes, we remember" type of thing, than the oh I have to by chocolate, make dinner, get booty (ok...that's an all year thing) type of day. A beheading could be fun for the whole family.

Ok....I'm starting to babble. That and I need a smoke...

later...

[felisdemens.livejournal.com]

We were discussing this at a party a few months ago, actually, and a friend piped up with "But how would it be different from any other day?" I thought he was going to get lynched.

Heh.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

i seem to be doing a pretty good job of getting lynched here, wouldn't you say? *chuckle*

Re:

[felisdemens.livejournal.com]

I don't know... can you still breathe? *g*