Steve is, uh. . . are "brave" and "stupid" synonymous?

[digitaldiscipline]

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php

[jaylake's fault. Utterly.]

Steve had me at, "I almost want to say it was like a freshly douched pork chop. But I won't. Why? Because I'm a fucking gentleman."

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[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

etcet, I know you. You're a man after my own heart in at least one important respect. Go back to the link and scroll down until you get to the phrase "the economical one-gallon jugs." I know that you, like myself, have gone over every pixel of the original of that photo as if it were a still from the Zapruder film, and you know damn well that's . . .

. . . Sharday.

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

As a food snob, I must say that I find this stuff both compelling and disturbing. I would *totally* drink the prison wine. :)

[etcet.livejournal.com]

at 28 proof, how could you go wrong? am i right?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Yup.

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

I'm down. Although for quality control purposes, I insist that either a) we use a clean sock, or b) we use one of mine, which is probably nowhere near as bad as one of yours. ;)

Hruuff!

[smaugchow.livejournal.com]

Truly spew-worthy. A few dozen more of those and they guy can make a book out of it. If he is still alive, anyway.

Re: Hruuff!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

well, cleolinda, of m15m fame got her stuff published (it hit amazon.co.uk yesterday), so stranger things have happened....

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

OMG, ROFLMFAO!!!

OK, point the first, this sort of thing is exactly why I am a vegetarian.

Point the second, "brave" is when you put your life on the line for some noble, selfless or important reason. Throwing yourself on a gut grenade is not an important reason. However, I sure appreciate it, cuz it makes such good comedy. :)

Thanks for posting this. That was a hell of a giggle fest. Attempting to stifle uncontrollable laughter in my little cube here at work is one of my favorite Olympic sports.