Bored at work....

[digitaldiscipline]

... so I inflicted my Holiday Nonsequitur on my boss, with the following result:

Bossman: What the hell are you talking about?
Me: It's like grape nuts! No grapes, no nuts! Mistletoe has neither missiles or toes involved with it - it represents bull testicles. It's an outrage, I tell you!
Me: I'm switching to decaf! Wait, I already have!
Me: Damn the emphatic allure of the shift-1 key combination....

Comments

[delicarose.livejournal.com]

*grins* thank you for that. But switching to decaf seems a little bit extreme. Do you think if I switch to decaf I'll be less easily distracted?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I didn't actually switch to decaf; I always drink decaffeinated tea around the office. Coffee is a "weekend mornings only" treat.

Speaking of you and your coffee. . . *looks for package in the post*

;-)

[ex-requiella957.livejournal.com]

HA!