etcet's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 19% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 05:01:03 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 01:55:20 PM

Alco Money! : $ 297

Guests of Honour

_mneme_ is a vicious Fundementalist Christian.

_mneme_ decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.

sukipot is a dejected Atheist.

sukipot drank 3 Pilsners, 6 Red Wines, 1 Hot Toddy, 1 Lager, 1 Rum.

fenixinthedark is a happy-go-lucky Muslim.

fenixinthedark drank 2 Gins, 6 Mint Juleps, 5 White Russians.

deansavatar is a neurotic Agnostic.

deansavatar drank 10 Gins, 4 Cognacs, 4 Mint Juleps, 1 Pernod.

lucybond is a bewildered Liberal Christian and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night.

lucybond drank 1 Aftershock.

yokes1971 is a catty Agnostic and a bumbling, stumbling, bona-fide drunk.

yokes1971 drank 4 Sambuccas.

dark_angel_nic is a disgusting Liberal Christian with the mental age of a 17 year-old.

dark_angel_nic drank 2 Lagers, 1 Absinthe.

etcet is a vile Wiccan.

etcet drank 4 Red Wines.

felisdemens is a glum Muslim.

felisdemens drank 9 Irish Creams, 1 Goldschlager, 1 Sambucca, 1 Whiskey.

rachellll is an erratic Muslim.

rachellll drank 13 Champagnes.

Sick!

For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for sukipot, fenixinthedark, deansavatar, lucybond, felisdemens they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you!

Fights

'I know your sort etcet, you wander around cursing everything that is good and true in life. Jesus said....' etcet jumped up before _mneme_ could even finish the sentence and began smothering the God-Botherer with a pillow.

sukipot continually teased _mneme_ throughout the night by repeatedly showing _mneme_ their ass and suggestively whispering 'Where is your God now eh, Godchild?'

Lovers

Last night someone told yokes1971 and rachellll to get a room and they sure did. We now await the patter of tiny feet! Lets hope that the child does not lool like yokes1971! Oh god no, the humanity!

The Drunkest

In my day a man could handle his drink. A friend of mine could drink a gallon of bourboun in one sitting and could
still drive home, beat his wife and have enough energy to sleep with her afterward!

Random Events

etcet declared war on the kitchen fridge after a mild psychotic episode led the back to the day were they trapped their
gonads in the door. Just to rub it in _mneme_ simulated intercourse with the cooler. Before trapping their own gonads in the same way!

fenixinthedark made violent love with felisdemens on top of the television.

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