Run, you fools!

[digitaldiscipline]

Anyone foolish enough to have tracked me down in the wake of any seaborne shenanigans. . . *shakes head*

I bitch about the government. A lot. I bitch about stupidity (outside of the government). I bitch about sports. I bitch about ugly people. I bitch about money. I bitch about work.

Shit, I bitch about bitching.

I also have no compunction whatsoever about telling just about anyone, any time, that they're so full of shit they squeak leaning into a turn. If you're easily offended, prone to taking things personally when they have nothing whatsoever to do with you, or think you can bring one of those self-sustaining novelty birthday candles to a napalm festival, you're probably not going to enjoy your stay.

I -will- play "Closer to Mario" followed by something with soundbites from Full Metal Jacket in it, not to display a subtle sence of whimsy and eclecticism, but to see how many people blow out a knee in the transition.

I am also prone to dispensing bits of randomalia with no particular regularity.

I am an angry, violently devoted friend. I am reputedly good in the sack. I am a gamer and hardware geek.

You have been warned.

Beard Status: "Grippy"
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